Our team of expert prophets are here to guide you through the uncertain times ahead. Or not.
Some of our notable prophecies include:
See all propheciesWe use a proprietary blend of astrology, numerology, and a healthy dose of guesswork to predict the future.
Our prophets are trained in the art of reading tea leaves, interpreting chicken entrails, and deciphering the secrets of the universe.
But don't just take our word for it, see for yourself in our Prophetic Methods page.
Meet our team of experts in the field of prophecy and futurism.
We're proud to say that our team includes: